It was of no surprise when my colleague over in Wigan, sent me an email with the revelation that the Leigh MP and the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, had indeed admitted to being a drunken bum, whilst at Cambridge University.
An ever appeasing champion for the working class inhabitants of Leigh (Lancashire) the Scouser come Leyther (well, a privileged Culchether) Mr Burnham, is spearheading a campaign, to drive our own drunken bums from the streets of our towns and cities, but, yet still advocates the 24 hour drinking law and fails to deal significantly with the unscrupulous shop-keepers that continue to serve alcohol to our underage drinkers, who then go on to blight our streets and parks.
Two-faced hypocrite Burnham, held membership of the male-only Fitzwilliam College Mornie Onion Society during his days at Cambridge University in the late Eighties.
This sporting society, renowned for its hard-drinking and potent cocktails of cider, Martini and vodka, boasts an initiation ceremony that involves drinking a yard of ale with an ONION floating on top while NAKED or wearing only a towel!
Quote: "The guy was wrecked a lot, as a lot of people were then,’ one said." (Ed: Nothing new there then!)
"Fellow students recall that Mr Burnham, whose department is spearheading a crackdown on booze-fuelled thugs plaguing town and city centres, was a ‘heavy drinker"
I can now reveal these EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: taken by one of my undercover reporters for the Wigan and Leigh BNP blog spot, after one of these just such Mornie Onion Society meetings.
Pic 1: Showing Mornie Onion Society members leaving with Tubby Prescott after their jolly, and Pic 2: of the bar earlier in the day. Obviously, the knife culture has now spread to our 'elite' in society.
How the hell tubby John Prescott got in on the act, I will never know? But, rest assured that is one hell of an onion ring that he'll be dipping in the batter later! (Just dont be sick, John!)
It just shows just how out of touch these individuals are to the rest of the honest and hardworking indigenous citizens. "Do as I say! (Not as I do!)
Now, I'm not sure about you, but, I've often questioned the authority of Mr Burnham's eyebrows and syrup of fig and just why he needs to have them pampered each day, at our expense! Maybe, it's because of his own personal insecurity or that he feels the need to keep in touch with his feminine side or maybe he thinks he can use them to hide behind, as his party continue to destroy our nation and hope no-one will find him?
Well, once again our intrepid undercover reporter from the Wigan and Leigh blog spot, has been behind enemy lines to bring you these secretly taken pictures of MP Andy Burnham during just one single day! And gives you an insight to just how much work goes into each stage, to get our imbicile ready for a day in parliament. Picture 1: shows a still comatosed Mr Burnham dreaming of his Marxist utopia and then through the other stages of his manifestation.
P.S. If you're having difficulty identifying Mr Burnham from his daily makeover routine? Then I've given you all a helping hand in pointing him out, yes, that is indeed the end product!
An ever appeasing champion for the working class inhabitants of Leigh (Lancashire) the Scouser come Leyther (well, a privileged Culchether) Mr Burnham, is spearheading a campaign, to drive our own drunken bums from the streets of our towns and cities, but, yet still advocates the 24 hour drinking law and fails to deal significantly with the unscrupulous shop-keepers that continue to serve alcohol to our underage drinkers, who then go on to blight our streets and parks.
Two-faced hypocrite Burnham, held membership of the male-only Fitzwilliam College Mornie Onion Society during his days at Cambridge University in the late Eighties.
This sporting society, renowned for its hard-drinking and potent cocktails of cider, Martini and vodka, boasts an initiation ceremony that involves drinking a yard of ale with an ONION floating on top while NAKED or wearing only a towel!
Quote: "The guy was wrecked a lot, as a lot of people were then,’ one said." (Ed: Nothing new there then!)
"Fellow students recall that Mr Burnham, whose department is spearheading a crackdown on booze-fuelled thugs plaguing town and city centres, was a ‘heavy drinker"
I can now reveal these EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: taken by one of my undercover reporters for the Wigan and Leigh BNP blog spot, after one of these just such Mornie Onion Society meetings.
Pic 1: Showing Mornie Onion Society members leaving with Tubby Prescott after their jolly, and Pic 2: of the bar earlier in the day. Obviously, the knife culture has now spread to our 'elite' in society.
How the hell tubby John Prescott got in on the act, I will never know? But, rest assured that is one hell of an onion ring that he'll be dipping in the batter later! (Just dont be sick, John!)
It just shows just how out of touch these individuals are to the rest of the honest and hardworking indigenous citizens. "Do as I say! (Not as I do!)
Now, I'm not sure about you, but, I've often questioned the authority of Mr Burnham's eyebrows and syrup of fig and just why he needs to have them pampered each day, at our expense! Maybe, it's because of his own personal insecurity or that he feels the need to keep in touch with his feminine side or maybe he thinks he can use them to hide behind, as his party continue to destroy our nation and hope no-one will find him?
Well, once again our intrepid undercover reporter from the Wigan and Leigh blog spot, has been behind enemy lines to bring you these secretly taken pictures of MP Andy Burnham during just one single day! And gives you an insight to just how much work goes into each stage, to get our imbicile ready for a day in parliament. Picture 1: shows a still comatosed Mr Burnham dreaming of his Marxist utopia and then through the other stages of his manifestation.
P.S. If you're having difficulty identifying Mr Burnham from his daily makeover routine? Then I've given you all a helping hand in pointing him out, yes, that is indeed the end product!
2 comments:
LOL I like your blog!
Cheers, Red Squirrel!
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